Dirk Benedict credited as playing...
Lieutenant Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
- Hannibal: [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?
- Face: Uh, I don't know.
- [to closest Cult Member]
- Face: Half slip?
- [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]
- Face: Ohh!
- Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
- [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]
- Hannibal: Arrgh!
- B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose!
- [gets hit. Doesn't react]
- Face: In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy.
- diner owner: Would you like some coffee?
- Face: Yes that'd be very nice.
- diner owner: How would you like it?
- B.A. Baracus: In a cup, fool!
- [Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car]
- Murdock: There isn't room for four of us?
- B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker?
- [grabs him]
- B.A. Baracus: There's three of us, you fool!
- Face: Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.